Besides just being a cool idea, I really like Volt505’s web design. It’s always wicked fast loading, wicked easy to read, flash-free, easy to navigate and easy on the eyes to boot. I’m trying to land some work webmastering (err…what is the word for the guy who designs/updates a site anyway) a local tennis club. My sample design is here, and I think it’s pretty leet.Speaking about web design, I’m gonna redesign this site sometime this week. I’m thinking some kind of Dreary English Soccer Stadium theme or an old-skool freestyle, b-boy kinda theme. Either one could be cool, although of course, I’ll make the page quick-loading and easy to read. Who loves ya.

Of course, the American Media would never mention that there’s nothing to worry about.

In a move sure to irritate and piss off all 2 or 3 readers, allow me to present the first annual Kev awards as I Rank the Races. To add to the festivities, I’m going to read the totals like a sports announcer. On second though, that’d be too hard. I had an idea to read sports stats like an economist, though. “Passing efficiency is down to 28% in the 3rd quarter, a strong indication of a slowdown in scoring across the board.” By the way, criterium included looks of the chicks, manliness, popular culture, food, hard-workingness, fight-winningness, sport ability and general coolness.

1. The Asians
First of all, they’d kick some ass in a fight. Who invented Kung Fu, eh? Second, Asian chicks, while not exactly Brazilian or Swedish, are generally pretty certified. Third, Japan is the home of videogames and many of my home electronics, which is always cool. Adding to this, I’ve yet to meet a lazy Asian person. There are some downsides, though: Asian food is pretty poor, and the Asian brothers come up a bit deficient in a certain not oft-revealed yet important location, if ya know what I mean.2. The Africans
And no, the Libyans don’t count. I’m talking about the black guys. Of course, there are major points scored for being the strongest and fastest people on the face of the planet. Not only that, but black guys are just plain cooler: What politicians can be as cool as guys like Kofi Annan, Colin Powell or Nelson Mandela. Not only that, the whole breakdancing scene comes from African culture. Of course, African food is sorta crappy and I can’t say I’ve seen a huge amount of wicked fine black chicks. However, black guys do score extra points for being at the top of the table in the unspeakable “manliness” category.

3. The Whites
Here’s where the white guys are pulling off their points: They’re quite average in almost all sporting contests, from weightlifting to distance running to flexibility. Nothin’ too high, nothin’ too low. Italian food is the best in the world, and Swiss Chocolate is the best dessert. Ya gotta like the Swedish and E. European woman, as well. However, white people’s general pansiness in the fights and certain cultural aspects such as Evangelical Christians and Poland push the whitees down to 3.

4. The Hispanics
Basically, the entire hispanic score comes from one thing: the Brazilian women. Damn is all I can say. Being wicked good at soccer and those tasty cheese and bean burritos help.

5. Various Native Peoples
I was gonna sort them all out, but I’m too lazy. Native peoples, especially the Aboriginies, are pretty cool, although not too exciting nor good looking. Ya gotta like Jim Thorpe, though, he kicked ass.

6. (Tie) Arabs and Jewish Peoples
Frankly, aside from Natalie Portman and the harem girls, neither of these races has much going for them. That’s why they’re always at war with each other. I understand it’s a serious conflict and people are dying and all, but a sickly grandmother from a real country could probably be enough to turn the Mideast conflict one way or the other. Look at how much the US kicked Saddam’s ass, and he was supposed to be the most powerful leader in the MidEast.

I’ve said it all along! Where the hell are all the flying cars after all?

MP3 Prime Cut: One More Time by Daft Punk
Popular club song that sounds a lot like Eiffel 65